Saturday, 29 June 2013

I WILL TRY TO POST SOME WEIRD BUT REAL THINGS / NEWS. JUST READ THEM .
IS IT WEIRD ?
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/nyc-teacher-offers-suicide-note-writing-class-ease/story?id=19233917#.UaroSUA3CD0Philosophy professor Simon Critchley from New York City's New School said he believes that the only way to really learn how to live is to prepare to die.

So, as part of a larger theatrical installation this spring called School of Death, he offered a suicide note writing workshop to anyone who was interested in appreciating its literary art form.
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/19/a-class-focused-on-goodbyes/
http://www.newschool.edu/nssr/faculty.aspx?id=10262
Interviewer: Let me check ur english, tell me d opposite of good.?
Banta: Bad.
Interviewer: Come?
Banta: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Banta: Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Banta: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Banta: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis.
Banta: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Banta: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Banta: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Banta: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Banta: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
banta: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
banta: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected.
Banta: I m selected.
Bolo ta ra ra ra ra

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